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My dream girl - sung to Hanaji from Maria†Holic by Kobayashi Yuu

It's hard to find a love that fits you like a glove,
and is a real knockout who pleases just you.
I'm on a long quest to see who will get undressed.
I'm a virgin who wants you nuuude!

I crossed the golden gate looking for my true soulmate,
but I just can't find the one for me.
These models I'll just leave alone, because I know they're all silicone.
Should she be cute and shy or just sexy?

Why did it happen like this?
I'm living life alone without love.
It's hard to have a social life!

I haven't been on a real date.
To outsiders I can't relate.

You know what comes next, she'll get undressed.
In fantasies she has big breasts! (OOH!)

In life I have to take it slow.
I've been burned before you know?
I can't be pushed into a relationship.

I want to find a girl somewhere who likes to show her underwear.
She should have some sexy curvy hips.

It's hard to find a love that fits you like a glove,
and is a real knockout who pleases just you.
I'm on a long quest to see who will get undressed.
I'm a virgin who wants you nuuude!

(guitar solo)

I don't know what's worse, not finding love is a curse,
but women always want babies.
Kids drool, cry, scream and shout, I want them to cut it out!
I treat them all like dogs that have rabies.

Why did it happen like this?
I'm living life alone without love.
It's hard to have a social life!

I haven't been on a real date.
To outsiders I can't relate.

You know what comes next, she'll get undressed.
In fantasies she has big breasts! (MMMM!)

In life I have to take it slow.
I've been burned before you know?
I can't be pushed into a relationship.

It's hard to find a love that fits you like a glove,
and is a real knockout who pleases just you.

I have to just give up, and maybe get a pup.
I'll say goodbye to my dream girl.
I'll say goodbye to my dream girrrl.

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I always thought she just sang the song, instead of being a real voiceover.